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jackballs:

when your friends make plans without you

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(Source: jackballs)


kidouyuuto:

last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office


tarptown:

coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

preach

dulect:

"we’re gonna have mcdonalds for dinner"

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mooselyfe:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

revengeofnemo:

If a 16 year old would want to adopt a child no one would give it to her because she isn’t 21 yet or not an adult or maybe too irresponsible.

So if a 16 year old is so irresponsible and not an adult yet so she wouldn’t even be allowed to adopt a child, then why would the government force her to get that child even though she might not want it?

Let’s talk about how logical the bill against abortion is now

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(Source: threecheersforfranksinatra)


crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying


cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born


fuckmestupid:

Just another booty video because why the fuck not


imaginethebutts:

me in math class

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(Source: earthdad)


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